I’ve been biting my figurative tongue with regards to mentioning politics in this blog. I’ve drank the Kool-aid and ended up being swept into Obamacide, I’ve joined “Generation O”, and I’ve officially given the 10th month the moniker “Baraktober”. I won’t say any more about that…however, DICK Cheney, who is the most evil person on the face of the earth without a doubt had the never to make a public speech. Now it wasn’t too any people of substance mind, it was to CPAC which is basically a group of conservative lobbyists. Two terms that should not go together.
Hey was quoted as saying the following:
“As conservatives, we believe in a government that takes up a smaller share of the national income, that treats tax dollars with respect and restraint. And we believe in a government that keeps to its limits under the Constitution, never expanding beyond the consent of the governed.”
And then, he farted candy and rainbows. Yes, it was amazing. After that all the little creatures came out from under the floorboards and sewed him a beautiful new dress for the ball!
He also said…
“To prevail in the long run, we have to remove the conditions that inspire such blind, prideful hatred that drove 19 men to get into airplanes and come kill us. And so the President made the decision; We wouldn’t just remove the Taliban and Saddam Hussein and let other dictators rise in their place.”
Suddenly, a light appeared before him illuminating two icons one saying “911” and the other saying “Iraq” and the two merged into one for ever and ever. Regardless of what is spoken, written, or even proven. It doesn’t matter anymore. The top of McCain’s head could be seen as Cheney gave him speech.
Well, it’s good to know he’s eliminated that hatred other groups have of us. I was worried about it for a while but it’s all taken care of. Now back to sleep………
Hey was quoted as saying the following:
“As conservatives, we believe in a government that takes up a smaller share of the national income, that treats tax dollars with respect and restraint. And we believe in a government that keeps to its limits under the Constitution, never expanding beyond the consent of the governed.”
And then, he farted candy and rainbows. Yes, it was amazing. After that all the little creatures came out from under the floorboards and sewed him a beautiful new dress for the ball!
He also said…
“To prevail in the long run, we have to remove the conditions that inspire such blind, prideful hatred that drove 19 men to get into airplanes and come kill us. And so the President made the decision; We wouldn’t just remove the Taliban and Saddam Hussein and let other dictators rise in their place.”
Suddenly, a light appeared before him illuminating two icons one saying “911” and the other saying “Iraq” and the two merged into one for ever and ever. Regardless of what is spoken, written, or even proven. It doesn’t matter anymore. The top of McCain’s head could be seen as Cheney gave him speech.
Well, it’s good to know he’s eliminated that hatred other groups have of us. I was worried about it for a while but it’s all taken care of. Now back to sleep………
I only hope that some day these last 8 years are not apart of a conservative revisionist movement (ala Reagan) and we actually give these people the apt amount of responsibility for what they did to this country after 911. It sickens me to think of Bush as being anything but the worst President ever, except for Nixon maybe. He's deserved it.
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