Invoice

Vendor: Georgia Powers Enterprises

The above mentioned subject owes the billing party a total of five hours of sleep due to her incessant crying in the middle of the night on Jan 13 and Jan 14. Contractor agrees to compensate the affected party two-fold by performing the following services on a permanent basis:

1-continuous incessant smiling

2-consciously reduce her need to be solely in her mother's arms at all times

3-from this day forward, all feces produced by the subject will smell like jasmine

Sincerely,

Father