The last of Laura’s five brothers and sisters not to bear children is in the process of rectifying the issue. Laura’s brother Nathan has passed the virility test and is expecting a child with his lovely wife Deann.
This is great news! Lately Laura has had to endure my constant complaining that 78 nieces and nephews is not enough. There are still weekends throughout the year where there isn't a Dahl-related birthday to celebrate. This cannot go on.
Ain't they cute? I guess they're not shooting at storks.
The names they are considering are:
Shooter
Remington
Winchester
Glock
Beretta
Skeet
Their timing is impeccable. With the 2010 Census ramping up the Dahl family can officially be upgraded from a platoon to a battalion. Five more births and the dream of a Dahl Army will come to fruition. Once that objective is achieved the entire family jumps into the rocketship named "The Lunar Ark" and colonizes the moon. The rocketship will be designed and constructed by Allen Dahl in his backyard on a summer day.
Basketball at zero gravity will be very interesting.
Congratulations you two.
3 comments:
The kid will need to have two middle names, but how about Neil Robert Adam or Nora Rose Aileen. That way you can always buy him/her monogrammed gifts.
ROFL, this is hilarious!
And here we are just working on achieving a basketball team over here...
Becky.... I like the concept but we need to incorporate the last initial.
How about?
Aileen Donna Horny Dahl
Adam Dick Harry Dahl
Lets hope not!!!
Nate D.
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