My theoretical “sweet tooth” is wearing black today. Mother’s Cookie Company, the makers of those fabulous Circus Animal Cookies has shut down. They will not be making those magnifantastically delicious cookies anymore. Can this really be? The English Tea Sandwich cookies are also a favorite of mine, the Peanut Butter Sandwich Cookies as well. What the hell is wrong with this country? Is this because we elected a black President? We can bailout AIG, Bear Stearns, and the rest of Wall St. including the Big Three car manufacturers but what about Mother’s Cookie Company? They’re an institution that’s been around longer than the automobile! What’s next Oreos?I've amended this post due to BREAKING NEWS just posted on Google News...
It’s not that bad, news came out today that Kellogg Company has finalized a deal to buy Mother’s Cookies. Additionally they have plans to reintroduce the cookies sometime soon. But they better not alter one thing about that cookie. I'm going to be checking to make sure the shade of pink is of an exact hue and the sprinkles are the exact size and color scheme of the originals. If even one little thing is different, Tony the Tiger better grab his shank, because it's going to be war.
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